All-Star Game voting is a joke that doesn't make me laugh.
I've heard it before and I'll say again...why don't we just let the Yankees and Red Sox play an exhibition for everyone.
Following each category is dialogue with my non-existent intern Esmeralda
Catcher
1. Jason Varitek, Red Sox 448,894
2. Ivan Rodriguez, Tigers 398,852
3. Jorge Posada, Yankees 337,969
4. A.J. Pierzynski, White Sox 256,308
5. Victor Martinez, Indians 256,148
First off, where's Ramon?
If he's not leading the voting, then he should be top three.
Varitek is batting .236 for the year.
If Ramon was wearing a Red Sox uniform he'd have 500,000 votes right now.
“You didn’t hear the news that they’re building a golden statue of Varitek outside Fenway Park?”
“No. But it makes sense.”
“Anyone who votes for someone other thank Tek will be sacrificed to it.”
“I’d better watch my back then.”
Second Base
1. Robinson Cano, Yankees 404,416
2. Mark Loretta, Red Sox 368,226
3. Tadahito Iguchi, White Sox 348,691
4. Placido Polanco, Tigers 184,928
5. Brian Roberts, Orioles 176,630
Robinson Cano?!?!
What?!?
I think Cano will actually be a great player and has had a pretty good season, but if he was putting those same numbers up in say...a D-Rays jersey or a Twins jersey, would he really be leading the voting?
I think not.
Yes, Loretta has had a good year.
Iguchi and Polanco, I'm not familiar with .
I voted for Roberts.
Robinson Cano sounds like a dress shoe or a hiking boot.
“Hey, Ben. I like those boats.”
“Thanks Esmeralda , I got them at the outlet mall.”
“Are those…”
“Yes, they’re Robinson Cano’s.”
“I am soooo jealous.”
“They go great with my khaki shorts when I don’t feel like wearing my Teevas.”
First Base
1. David Ortiz, Red Sox 631,787
2. Jason Giambi, Yankees 433,308
3. Paul Konerko, White Sox 295,489
4. Travis Hafner, Indians 228,758
5. Chris Shelton, Tigers 208,045
Ortiz has made some great defensive plays at first this season hasn't he?
Actually, there's no DH in this game, so where will all the DH's play?
Ortiz is batting .257...but has 17 HR and 51 RBI.
Giambi has 16 and 47 and a .283 average.
Konerko has 15 HR and 42 RBI and a .293 average, plus he plays first every day.
Hafner's another DH...he's batting .308 with l6 and 51
Chris Shelton, after his torrid start, has been exposed to be
a solid to average player. Do I think he deserves an All-Star nod? No. If he can put great numbers for the rest of this season to this point next time, then sure.
With all the numbers being similar, I voted for Konerko.
1) He plays first everyday
2) He's not a Yankee or a Red Sox
Third Base
1. Alex Rodriguez, Yankees
731,811
Why does everyone hate Rodriguez? Only 731,811? Embarrassing. An absolute DISGRACE.
2. Mike Lowell, Red Sox 317,803
3. Joe Crede, White Sox 236,260
4. Eric Chavez, Athletics 227,140
5. Troy Glaus, Blue Jays 223,636
Where is the love for A-Rod at?
13 HR and 44 RBI
Lowell has 7 HR and 31 RBI
But I voted for Melvin Mora. A-Rod has plenty of votes and Lowell is making good for himself too. There needs to be a little Oriole ballot box stuffing anyway.
I just saw Melvin Mora make a great out on Benji Molina. That’s the clincher.
“Alex…get off that ledge.”
“I can’t…I’m going to end it all.”
“Why? Because you’re not clutch?”
“Uh..no..Because Ben voted for Melvin Mora over me.”
Shortstop
1. Derek Jeter, Yankees 765,110
2. Miguel Tejada, Orioles 526,622
3. Michael Young, Rangers 197,386
4. Alex Gonzalez, Red Sox 173,307
5. Juan Uribe, White Sox 162,875
I can't bellyache over this one. Jeter's Jeter and he's a good player...and he is better defensively than Tejada. I voted for Tejada anyway.
“You should have voted for Jeter.”
“I could.”
“Why didn’t you?”
“Because he’s got plenty of votes….besides, Buck and McCarver’s man crush on him costs him my vote.
Tim McCarver said Derek Jeter created baseball.”
“But McCarver played baseball before Jeter was born.”
“Tim McCarver is a buffoon. Ignore him and one day he’ll go away.”
Outfield
1. Vladimir Guerrero, Angels 745,397
2. Manny Ramirez, Red Sox 738,168
3. Johnny Damon, Yankees 529,770
*I don't like Johnny Damon.
4. Ichiro Suzuki, Mariners 413,737
5. Vernon Wells, Blue Jays 365,466
6. Gary Sheffield, Yankees 360,973
7. Hideki Matsui, Yankees 283,312
*these two haven't played in a little while.
8. Scott Podsednik, White Sox 268,599
9. Jermaine Dye, White Sox 262,008
10. Coco Crisp, Red Sox 248,485
*he hasn't either.
11. Torii Hunter, Twins 237,308
12. Trot Nixon, Red Sox 233,099
13. Magglio Ordonez, Tigers 195,475
*I'd have him a little higher
14. Grady Sizemore, Indians 194,857
15. Jonny Gomes, Devil Rays 175,629
I voted for Vlad, Wells, and wrote in Corey Patterson.
“Why Patterson?”
“Why not?” I replied
“You should have voted for Damon or Manny.”
“And after I do that I’ll stick a spoon in jalapeno pepper juice and then firmly plant in my left eye.”
There you have it. My AL All-Star ballot.
In the end, though, I'm about as objective as most of the Red Sox and Yankee Fans, but I did vote for 3 non-Orioles.
Hey, at least I didn't vote for Luis Matos.
My NL ballot went like this.
C-Michael Barrett
1st-Nomar (Albert's got plenty of votes at this point.)
2nd-Chase Utley
ss-Edgar Renteria
3rd-David Wright
OF
Andruw Jones, Carlos Lee, and Alfonso Soriano
“Where‘s Barry Bonds?”
“Not on my ballot.”
Ramon is cleaning up at the clean up slot.
There's a shake up with the coaching staff.
Lee McCall moves from Ottawa pitching coach to bullpen coach
Rick Dempsey moves from bullpen coach to 1st base coach
Dave Cash goes from 1st to being reassigned.
Odd move to happen. But maybe it means that Dempsey is not a good bullpen coach.
Orioles Think Tank breaks down the O's early draft picks.