"What's round, white, and can travel 450 ft?"

A ball thrown by Bruce Chen. Feel free to use it today, Bruce. I'm running out of room, dude. Seriously, what does this guy have to do to be released? He's stunk all season, though stunk is certainly not a strong enough word. I've composed a list of things that is amply titled... Things Bruce Chen has done and still not been released for: -Bringing his pet ferret,Ernesto, into the locker room -Throwing chin music to the kids at the kids game -Putting Flintstone Vitamins in with Miggy's B-12 -Regularly wearing a Sammy Sosa jersey during warm-ups -Experimenting with switch pitching during a game -Pitching underhanded -Text messaging Jason Grimsley -Proclaiming that he's using pitching techniques taught to him by Jim Brower -Telling lame jokes last and not least... -Giving up 22 homers in 68.1 innings -and not winning a single game Another win last night, I missed it..but looks like Loewen did his best Daniel Cabrera impression. IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA 5.0 1 2 2 6 5 0 6.62 92 pitches, with 48 for strikes and a balk. It's a promising start....with that nice one hit. But just got ahead and insert everything I've said about Daniel Cabrera in here and that's my thoughts on Loewen. I'm staying in tonight and I get to see a clash of titans on the mound tonight... Esteban Loaiza vs. Russ Ortiz. Loaiza has not given up less than 4 runs in any start this season. Oritz has once. Even though it was only 2.1 inngs over the Giants with 3 walks. I'm predicting an offensive firework show tonight that'll rival your Fourth of July celebration. Anyone catch A-rod's show last night? 0-4 and 3 errors. Kind of funny when bad things happy to obscenely rich Yankees.